BUT REDDIT SAID??? NO. We aren't playing that Reddit game today. Reddit is known to be the toxic hellhole of the Internet. Why would you believe what some horny 19 year olds who just saw an ass shot of Midna says? Oh, and Zelda Dungeon and GameFAQs aren't any better. Those motherfuckers like to say she's the best sidekick. If you ever see any crap like that, Windows: 1. Go to Start and then Shut Down. 2. Wait for it to shut down fully. We wouldn't want to mess anything up! 3. Drive to your local E-waste center. If you can't drive, get your parents or partner to drive you there. 4. Throw your computer right into the shredder. Macintosh: 1. Go to Apple then Shut Down... 2. Go to your E-Waste Center. 3. Throw your computer right into the shredder. Make a joke while you're at it that you're shredding apples! It's how you get girls in 2025. Just don't marry a Midna.
Scroll Up! Read the damn page! Unless you got one of those new-FANGLED ultra high res monitors those wHipper-snappers love. Who needs more then 800x600?